I caught my hot new neighbor in his birthday suit…while trying to break into his house.
Before you judge me hard, let me tell you, I had no other choice.
So, hear out my reasons and you’ll see.
He always dresses up in black from head to toe… definitely to avoid unwanted attention.
He has all those tattoos everywhere… Probably from his initiation into the mafia.
He is mostly active at night… Most likely getting rid of dead bodies in his backyard after his hit job.
He got a highly suspicious package… Probably instructions for his next target.
He never talks to me… who the hell avoids their neighbor like plague unless they are hiding something, right?
So, you see why I had no other option but to find out what he was hiding,
By breaking and entering into his house.
And mind you, I was definitely not planning on getting caught,
I mean I was so sure he went out for the night.
I also never expected to lay eyes on his junk.
And what a nice one too.
Except now, I cannot get it out of my mind.
Is it normal to lust after your hitman of a neighbor even though he’s probably planning your demise right now for finding out about his identity?
THERE IS A HOT NEW BILLIONAIRE ON THE BLOCK IN HIDING FROM THE PAPARAZZI. GRAB THIS DELICIOUSLY SEXY ROMCOM WITH A SEVERE CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY BY THE NOSY YOUNG LADY NEXT DOOR.